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IT TAKES ALL KINDS:

IS HE THE FAT OR SKINNY COUNCILMAN?
A town near Barcelona could get very interesting. A man has been voted into the city council by promising to come to meetings dress as Elvis. His platform included plans to paint the town hall pink, plant marijuana in the parks and give the town police global positioning systems to find people who might need a light while rolling a joint and to turn the town square into a nudist pool.

REEEEEALY SLOW PITCH SOFTBALL
Two hurlers facing off on the baseball diamond. It’s a tradition as old as the ages. It was a battle of the seniors the other day, when 96 year old ace, Mickey Werner, gave up just one run in three innings, helping his Long Island Senior Softball League team to a 9-6 win Wednesday. His opponent? Just a kid, 83 year old Paul Rotter allowed nine runs in six innings.

REEEEALY STUPID CRIMINALS:
Let’s start with a Minnesota School Counselor who was accidentally issued a check for $2.5 Million. Did this molder of young minds return the check? NOPE! Spending spree. $500,00) in treasury bonds, $6,000 at Best Buy, $5500 in jewelry.

Whys is it that when we talk of Stupid Criminals we always have Jerry Springer Show on the mind. Viewers may have thought it was a special moment. Thomas Glynn was there, so was his ex-wife. He proposed, she accepted, she wanted him back. She’ll have to wait. Probation officer saw the program. Multiple violations of probation including a NO CONTACT ORDER with his EX-WIFE. 9 Months in jail.

The there’s the cabbie in a dispute with her ride. Instead of $5 she said it was $6. So what happened after this ONE DOLLAR disagreement. Well the cabbie locked the doors and took off of course waiting for the fare to pay up, even calling the police to complain. They arrived and promptly arrested….You got it; the cabbie. Kidnapping charges.

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THEY SAID IT! (Readers Digest)
"Most people work all their life to be able to retire and play golf," Jack Nicklaus told the Associated Press. "I've played golf all my life to retire and go to work."
Actor Samuel L. Jackson no longer loses his cool on the green, thanks to some sage advice. "One day I did get angry with myself and threw a club," he said. "My caddie told me, "You're not good enough to get mad.'"
Golfer Craig Stadler was once asked why he had started using a new putter. "Why?" he replied. "Because the other one didn't float."
"The most important thing to do if you find yourself in a hole is to stop digging." Warren Buffett in The Tao of Warren Buffett
"The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology." Ray Romano
"The only fool proof path to wealth is in heritance." Tom and David Gardner the Motley Fool creators
Impossible Question?

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This Day in history: 06/4

1070 Roquefort cheese created in a cave near Roquefort, France
1783 Montgolfier brothers launch 1st hot-air balloon (unmanned)
1784 Mme Thible becomes 1st woman to fly (in a balloon)
1812 Louisiana Territory officially renamed "Missouri Territory"
1896 Henry takes his 1st Ford through streets of Detroit
1940 British complete miracle of Dunkirk by evacuating 300,000 troops
1940 German forces enter Paris
1942 Battle of Midway begins; Japan's 1st major defeat in WW II
1942 Capitol Record Co opens for business
1944 1st submarine captured & boarded on high seas-U 505
1949 "Cavalcade of Stars" debuts (DuMont); Jackie Gleason made host in 1950
1963 1st transmission of "Pop Go the Beatles" on BBC radio
1964 Beatles "World Tour" begins in Copenhagen Denmark
1965 Rolling Stones release "Satisfaction"
1967 Emmy Awards-Monkees win for comedy series
1974 NFL grants franchise to Seattle Seahawks
1984 Bruce Springsteen releases "Born in the USA"
1990 Greyhound Bus files bankruptcy

Entertainment highlights during the week of June 3-9
1956 Elvis Presley's hip-shaking performance on The Milton Berle Show resulted in a storm of protest.
1969 Blind Faith made its debut at a free concert in London's Hyde Park.
1974 Sly Stone married Kathy Silva during a Sly and the Family Stone concert in NYC.
1977 Alice Cooper's pet boa constrictor, a co-star of his live act, died after being bitten by a rat it was being fed for breakfast. You really wanted to know about that didn't you????
1989 Reba McEntire married her manager, Narvel Blackstock.
1993 Ground was broken for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum in Cleveland. Pete Townshend and Chuck Berry were among those who attended the ceremony.
1993 Prince changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol. He later returned to the name of Prince.
2004 Jennifer Lopez married Marc Anthony at her home in Beverly Hills, Calif.

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ENTERTAINMENT:

THE BOX OFFICE:
1.Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
2.Knocked Up
3. Shrek The Third
4.Mr. Brooks
5.Spider-Man 3
6.Waitress
7.Gracie
8.Bug
9.28 Weeks Later
10.Disturbia


HARRY POTTER THE THEME PARK:
"The Wizarding World of Harry Potter" is set to open at Universal's Islands of Adventure theme park in late 2009, complete with the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the Forbidden Forest and Hogsmeade village.

PRINCE GIVING AWAY MUSIC
”Planet Earth” the album is to be released soon and he’ll release the new single "Guitar" became downloadable on Thursday to Verizon Wireless phones with V-Cast.

PARIS HILTON JAIL TIME
She must report tomorrow June 5th by 11:59 to stat her 45 day sentence, which has been whittled down to 23 days.

A DVR SURPRISE:
More than half of digital video recorder users fast-forwarded through commercials while watching prime-time network fare, according to the first study of how many DVR users actually watch ads. DUH!? My question is why so few?

LIVE EARTH THE CONCERT
The global warming worldwide concert event is July 7th. Lot’s of shows around the planet the update is here: http://liveearth.msn.com/concerts

ANGELINA JOLIE – BRAD PITT BABY NAME
The 3-year-old boy is now Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt, according to a decree signed Thursday by Superior Court Judge

THE POLICE CONCERT REVIEW
The singer in the Police jumps like a "petulant pansy," the drummer is making a "complete hash," and who knows what the guitarist is doing? So who said that? Stewart Copeland the drummer for the Police. He wasn’t happy with their second performance and made it clear on his website.

LARRY BIRKHEAD COUNTERSUIT:
He’s being sued by his attorney for $650,000 in legal fees. The father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, has countersued his former attorney, claiming she defrauded him out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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