Since 1996!*****AudioProsPrep******* Free show prep for radio ****************************  Hello AudioPros! As you can see, we've switched over to an HTML version of our FREE show prep. If you can't read the items below email us: stone@audiopros.com then click here: http://AudioPros.com/subscribers/AudioProsPrep012403.htm . This week in AudioProsPrep: Fake exorcisims, a talking horse, sneaking in late, picking up chicks....Read on for more... Support AudioPros FREE Show Prep with a donation (How about a buck? Through PayPal ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------_____ CUB SCOUT SCAM POWER COSTS CONTINUE TO RISE HEY! "I'VE STILL GOT AN EVIL SPIRIT IN
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"Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" will be available on home video and DVD April 11. Jackie Chan, renowned for doing his own stunts in his movies has acknowledged a report in the South China Daily News that he "sometimes" uses a body double for some of the more difficult stunts. Hey he's 48! Give him a break! Aretha Franklin has been uncooperative with police after her $1.6 Million Michigan house burned down last year , according to a report filed by police. Detectives tried interviews with Franklin on Oct. 25, Dec. 9, Dec. 10 and last Thursday, according to the police document. She was "too tired" to cooperate. IN 'N OUTTA JAIL
NIGHT OUT!
Oh how the memories are flowing by...
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the
girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I
promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.
Around 3a.m.,
drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly,
realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was
really
proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution
(even when
smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next
morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
12:00. He
didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one.
Then he said,
"We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he
said, "Well, last
night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh
shit," cuckooed 4
more times, cleared its throat! , cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled,
cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.____________________________ Horse And Chicken In The Meadow A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW 328i back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives forward saving him from sinking. A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time the chicken fell in the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole." So he stretched over the width of the hole and said "grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW 328i to pick up chicks More jokes here: http://AudioPros.com/AudioProsJokePage.htm
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