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As seen in the 7/6/98 RadioInk !
Oct 13, 1998
ERECT NOBEL PRIZE
Three US Scientists won $978,000 and the Nobel prize in medicine for their
discovery of how the body uses Nitrous Oxide to regulate blood vessels. This discovery of
course led to this years hot medical phenomenom, VIAGRA.
FLACCID RUBLE
Viagra won't be in Russia any time soon. The decline of the ruble has made the cost
of the impotence medicine too expensive. It was to have been released this month across
the former Soviet Union.
MONICA LEWINSKY SPOTTED ON BUS IN KENYA
Actually it's her picture on the back of a bus. The bus operators frequently paint
the busses to reflect popular happenings. In this case it includes mud flaps that say.
"Bill's Gal Pal".
COPS AND DONUTS
Police in Newark, New Jersey are taking the jokes in stride after they were caught
in pursuit of....yes a Dunkin Donuts Van. The chase involved troopers from two states who
pulled and charged a 30 year old man with theft and DUI.
GROUCHO MARX A THREAT ?
The FBI had an extensive file on the famed comedian and has just released
"MOST" of it. They're still holding back some of it "in the interest of
national defense or foreign policy."
SUPERMAN LIVES
Tim Burton was to have directed Nicolas Cage as the Caped Hero in the movie but has
now been removed as director because his vision was too dark. Producer Jon Peters is
looking for a new director.
GEORGE MICHAEL ARRESTED
The pop star is spoofing his own arrest in a video for his new song
"Outside" with a reenactment of his arrest for lewd conduct earlier this year.
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