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As seen in the 7/6/98 RadioInk !
November 25, 1998
SLEEPING WITH GATORS
This is scary. A 77 year old Florida man, James Currens, apparently went sleep
walking and woke up in a pond behind his home. He wasn't alone. He woke up to see
8-10 alligators all just a few feet away. A neighbor heard his calls for help at 5am and
helped pull him from the muck.
CHELSEA..BEAULESS
Chelsea Clinton and her boyfriend Matthew Pierce have apparently gone their
separate ways. Additionally the NY Post is reporting that the first daughter reported to
the University's Health Center because of stress related symptons.
A JOKE:
Hillary and Chelsea are talking. "So have you had sex yet?, asks the first
lady.
"Not according to Dad", relpies Chelsea. :)
GIVING SOMETHING BACK
Bill Gates and his wife gave a $20 Million gift to the Seattle Library.
MICHAEL J FOX HAS PARKINSONS
The Spin City actor has known for 8 years and breaks his silence in the latest
issue of PEOPLE
magazine. He's even undergone risky brain surgery to try and stop some of the tremors.
THE FIVE KINDS OF SEX:
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep
doing it until you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the
marriage you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so
you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway
and say, "Fuck you!"
5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced
and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
PET PIEVES:
Ads in Bills:
Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills
now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk
mail in there with them! I get back at them. I put garbage in with my
check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could
you throw this away for me? Thank you."
Fabric Softener:
My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for.
Then I noticed women were coming up to me (sniff) 'Married!' (walk
off). That's how they mark their territory! You can take off that
ring, but it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes.
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