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THIS IS ART?
A Canadian artist has created an 'art' piece getting back at all of the
people who were rude to him when he was a telemarketer. The exhibit at a local gallery
includes pages and pages of telephone numbers of people who were not nice
when he called to seek their opinions on various consumer products.
WE WANT OUR TOYS!
A group of women in Alabama has taken the state to court over a ban on the sale of
sex toys in the state. There is in fact a $10,000 fine and a year of hard labor for the
sale of such products in Alabama. The ACLU has jumped in to help in the suit.
CAN'T GET INTO THOSE JEANS!
Female California lawmakers joined their Italian counterparts in protesting an
Italian Appeals court ruling. The Italian court that a woman could not be raped if
she was wearing jeans because she would have had to help remove the jeans. The lawmakers
form of protest? Wearing jeans into their legislative sessions.
THIS GUY'S A DICK!
Andy Dick who's on News Radio caused TWO THIRDS of the auddience attending his
comedy show to walk out when he became too vulgar and apparently went nude at the
University of Northern Florida show.
ARETHA FRANKLIN IN DEBT!
Aretha Franklin is apparently close to broke even after a successful 40 year
career. She's had over 30 lawsuits filed against her since 1988 for a total of over $1
Million.
FACE READING!
Your eyebrows say a lot about your personality according to author Rose Rosetree.
She says she can improve your relationship by Reading Your Face.
Physiognomy is an ancient Chinese art that attempts to predict your disposition by reading
your facial characteristics.
BUMPER STICKERS
Save the trees ... Wipe your butt with an owl.
Necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window
Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell
off.
If you can beat me, you can eat me! (seen on a
Corvette driven by a "drop-dead gorgeous blonde")
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?! (men saying this are known to die a
violent death)
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down,
on a Jeep)
Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass.
Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected.
Feel safe tonight ... Sleep with a cop.
Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.
GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.
If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like
Jabba the Hut??
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
Axe me about Ebonics
Boldly going nowhere
Cat: The other white meat
CAUTION - Driver legally blonde
Don't be sexist - broads hate that!
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
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