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IT WALKS DOWN STAIRS ALONE OR IN PAIRS !
The Slinky Stamp has been unveiled by the Post Office. The unveiling of the
stamp came at James Industries the makers of the toy since the 40's in Hollidaysburg,
Pennsylvania.
A TAXING HEIST !
John Calvin Hobbes claimed his share of a $17 Million dollar armored car heist on
his FEDERAL taxes. This helped to convict him in the Loomis Fargo and Co. robbery in North
Carolina in 1997. Hobbes was one of 21 persons accused in the heist. All but two have been
convicted.
HOW DO YA SPELL TATTOO?
Lee Williams wanted a tattoo so he went to Eternal Tattoo's in Michigan. He wanted
the word "villain" as part of the body art. Only problem nobody was quite sure
on the spelling including Williams and apparently a dictionary was not part of this
parlor's equipment. They misspelled it as "villian", now Mr. Williams is suing
for $25,000 in damages. He's since had plastic surgery to remove the misspelled artwork.
DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A WAD!
Last one to rebound has to wear women's panties. That was the hard and fast rule
for the boys basketball team in Pardeesville, Wisconsin. The coach came up with the idea
to get the boys to [practice harder. Some parents were not amused and complained. The
school has stopped the practice and disciplined the coach.
WRONG PLACE WORNG TIME
Max was not amused when Isaac Mofokeng showed up at his place. Mofokeng was running
from police when he entered the zoo near Johannesberg and jumped into Max's place. THE
GORILLA PEN ! "The first thing the gorilla did was rip my jeans and bite me on the
buttocks," Mofokeng told a Johannesburg court on Wednesday. "I thought my last
hour had come." The gorilla pinned Mofokeng against a wall and held him
until police arrived. The trial rolls on............
THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS
A Live Action movie will be coming out in December 2000 ! Ron Howard is producing
and directing and guess who's playing the grinch? Jim Carrey ! Perfect !
MPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
Q: It's against the law in Dyersberg Tennesee for a women to use the phone
for what ?
A: To call a man and ask him on a date
IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
Q: In Omaha Nebraska it's illegal to do what to a man's chest?
A: Shave it
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