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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
Q: Batteries, film, cosmetics, sunglasses and _________ (?) are the items stolen
the most from drug stores?
A: Preparation H
NO DRIVING PLEASE..PROCREATION IN PROGRESS!
Nottinghamshire County Council said in local newspaper advertisements that it had
closed a one mile stretch of Beanford Lane in the village of Oxton. Why the road closure?
To protect some local toads that make their way across the road each year on a pilgramage
to GIT SOME !
IT OUGHT TO BE BANNED !
A music professor at Miami University in Ohio is suing the school because of a
thong bathing suit ! HIS ! G. Roger Davis says the school violated his rights when they
banned him from wearing a THONG bathing suit in the school's recreational facility !
OFTEN A BRIDESMAID NEVER A BRIDE !
Where'd that saying come from? A Listerine ad campaign back in 1925. Milton Feasley
came up with the line and the ad campaign ran for 10 years.
THE BOX OFFICE:
1) 8MM
2) Payback
3) Message in a Bottle
4) The Other Sister
5) My Favorite Martian
MONICA'S MONEY
Not only can you see Monic Lewinsky with Barbara Walters on 20/20 and buy her book
but she's also granted interview's in England that will bring in a cool $600,00 to give
her side on the Presidential liason.
DAVE .... MY SPIN CYCLE'S MALFUNCTIONING !
Ariston, an Italian appliance manufacturer has designed a washing machine that
sense when it's about to break down and automatically logs on to the Internet to arrange
for a repair person to show up to fix it. Ariston says the new range of kitchen hardware,
which will later include ovens, dishwashers, freezers and fridges, will form a network in
which machines can talk to one another
LET'S SHORTEN THIS MOVIE:
A South Korean movie theater owner thought the Sound Of Music was too long, so he
decided to do a little editing. He took out all of the musical segments from the film.
Top 5 Reasons To Believe Computers Are Male
1. If you want them to do anything nice for you, first you have to
turn them on.
2. They are supposed to help solve your problems, but half the time they
are the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
4. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
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