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TIRED OF STANDING IN LINE TO SIT DOWN LADIES?
The long lines at women's public restrooms is topic number one for many women. To the rescue comes a Dutch company, Sphinx, is introducing the "Lady P" female urinal. They plan on having the stand up devices in airports and other public places by the end of the year. The designer Marion Roth came up with the idea aafter being forced to use the man's restroom when she just couldn't wait any longer.

STONES ROLLING IN THE DOUGH!
Mick and the boys current US tour isn't hurting their pocketbooks. The Rolling Stones are expecting to clear $3.5 Million for two concerts coming this week in Hartford Connecticut. Last year the band earned $58 Million. This years looking even better with the current sold out US tour.

HERE'S THE REAL CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING
Mexico City authorities say that dog poop is contributing to Mexico City's terrible pollution problems, and they're appealing to dog owners to pick up after their pets. The 1.2 Million dogs in the city "deposit" about 120,000 tons of waste each year!

TWO DOGS SHORTED OF THEIR INHERITANCE
A judge in New Zealand has ruled that two farm dogs should not receive the inheritance left for them after their owner passed away willing $1 Million (NZ) to them, about $500,000 (US). Instead the judge gave the wife 61.5% of the inheritance and split the rest amongst the farmers 2 sons and the 2 sons of a friend who'd been listed in the original will. The dogs were left out in the cold and had no comment:)

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THE BOX  OFFICE
1. Forces of Nature
2. Analyze This
3. True Crime
4. Baby Geniuses
5. Cruel Intentions
6. The King and I
7. The Rage: Carrie 2
8. The Corruptor
9. Shakespeare in Love
10. The Deep End of the Ocean

TOKYO TOY SHOW!
Furby's are the main attraction, but some new "intelligent" interactive toys have been popping up as well. Dancing cars that kids can set up to learn a dance, they then "teach" the dance step to other dancing cars. How about musical sneakers, sensors measure foot and toe movements and then broadcast them to a base station and PC over a wireless link. This data can be mapped into sounds, allowing the dancer to control a musical sequence. And don't forget "Gymdolls" designed to get kids thinking about exercise, the battery-powered dolls  run on treadmills, pedal exercise bikes and do endless series of abdominal crunches to catchy music and chants of ``one, two, three, four.''

NO MORE FANCY DUDS FOR THESE PRISONERS!
The Sheriff in Thomas County, Kansas thinks that thoseorange jumpsuits are just a little too spiffy for county inmates, so he's going back to the old fashioned black and white striped prison garb, which isn't sitting well with some inmates. They feel the uniforms are demaning. Exactly, says Sheriff Tom Jones.

I'M NOT GOING THERE!
The Cleveland Museum of art was trying to cut down on the number of geese visiting a pond near the museum. How? Placing dead 'looking' decoy geese in the pond. The message for the geeses, this isn't a safe place to land. Problem is that regular folks are now avoiding the area thinking that there really are dead geese in the pond.

******THE SUBMISSIONS******
Walking on the Moon

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he
not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for
mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks, usual
communication traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission
Control. Just before he re- entered the lander, however, he made the
enigmatic remark "Good luck Mr.Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival
Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either
the Russian or American space programs. Over the years, many people
questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement
meant, but Armstrong always just smiled. Just a few years ago, (on July
5, 1995 in Tampa Bay, FL)
while answering questions, he finally responded. The Gorskys' had finally
died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in his backyard.
His friend hit a fly ball, which landed in the yard next door in front of
his neighbor's bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky.
As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky
shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex? You'll get oral
sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

NOTE: This is a confirmed true story.

WHAT MAKES MEN RULE !
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

A JOKE:
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally,
they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female
moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose.

The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of
the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of
a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love
call.

Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of
the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the
guy in front said, "Okay, lets get out and get him."

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back
shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?"

The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass,
but you'd better brace yourself."

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