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As seen in the 7/6/98 RadioInk !
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PUT THE SNAKE DOWN AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT!
Montana's Supreme Court has upheld the assault conviction of Michael
Roullier. His weapon of choice when two officers showed up to break up a domestic
disturbance? A Rhinoceros Viper ! He even threatened suicid by snake before finally giving
up and getting arrested.
PAMPERING THE PET!
Beastly Furnishings is a new busines by Omaha resident, Carol Copple. She makes and
sells doggie "chaise lounges, couches and daybeds" for your pooch to spend some
leisure time on. They range in size depending on dog size , but don't come cheal.
$350 to $650 !
LEO'S BEING SUED
Leonardo De Caprio is being sued for $45 Million for alledgedly encouraging a
friend of his to beat up another guy outside a New York restaurant in March '98. DeCaprio
denies the charges.
MONICA CRITIQUE
"From the moment Barbara Walters asked Monica Lewinsky about her thong, it was
clear none of us could escape with dignity intact. Never mind the horror of having to talk
to your children about oral sex who wants to hear Walters talk about it?"
USA TODAY's Robert Bianco on ABC's '20/20' special
JUST THE FACTS
* Kermit the Frog has 11 points on his collar around his neck
* The wingspan of a Boeing 747 jet is longer than the Wright
Brothers' first flight.
* In English, "four" is the only digit that has the same
number of letters as its value.
* In the theme song from "The Flintstones", the line after
"Let's ride with the family down the street" is "Through
the courtesy of Fred's two feet."
FURBY RESTRICTIONS
First it was the National Security Agency that banned the toy now the Navy
has given orders to seize the toys and their owners. The Navy has restrictions on
recording devices at sensitive facilities and has decided Furby could be use
inappropriately.
Dilbert's Words of Wisdom - Use them as Needed...
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow's not looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially love the swooshing sound they make
as
they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
4. Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.
5. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without
it.
6. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the
statue.
7. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there
the
first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
8. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
9. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and
thought
to myself - "Where's the ceiling???"
10. My reality check bounced.
11. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape
key.
12. I don't suffer from stress - I'm a carrier...
13. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through Peanut
Butter!
14. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. And,
15. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level,
then
beat you with experience.
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