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As seen in the 7/6/98 RadioInk !
SEPT 17, 1998
UNDERCOVER BUGGY PATROL
Police in Western Pennsylvania are going under cover to try and catch those who've
been harrassing Amish people in Indiana county. The Amish have been targeted by kids and
have had corncobs and the like thrown at them as they drive their horse drawn buggies
along rural roads.
MONICA LEWINSKY A SPY ?
That's what many Chinese papers are alleging. The tabloids are having a field day
claiming that Monica was sent to set up Clinton and drag him through the mud. Have you
heard our parody in Real Audio?
AND THE WINNER IS....
The Creditors ! Ross Jackson was pretty darn excited when he won 64,000
pounds ($107,000) on a British Game Show. All of the sudden the phone started winning from
accountants for all the people Mr. Jackson owes money to.
SAMMY SOSA GETS NUMBER 63 with a Grand Slam
last night to tie Mark McGwire in the home run derby.
RICHARD PRYOR HONORED
The outstanding comedian who's suffering from Muscular Dystrophy will be
honored October 20th at the Kennedy Center with The Mark Twain award. Robin Williams,
Whoopi Goldberg Danny Glover, Damon Wayans and Chevy Chase will be there to honor Pryor.
The special will air on Comedy Central in January.
THE STARR REPORT
Is huge on line but Barnes and Noble says that they are selling the paper
back version as fast as they can get them out of the boxes.
CLIP ON COMPUTER
If you're not geeky enough yet try this. IBM has introduced a new 'clip on'
computer that attaches to your belt and has a headset that responds to voice commands. The
233 MHZ processor runs Windows 98.
WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?
Careful what you put on your resume. Someone may find you out. Diana Laporte
was running for a local school board in Florida and said she had a bachelor's degree. Yeah
from "Hamburger University" the training ground for McDonald's Managers. To be
fair it did say on the document that she had a "degree of bachelor".
Clever Sayings?
There are three kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
. . .every morning is the dawn of a new error.
For people who like piece and quiet - - - a phoneless cord!
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Mental Floss prevents moral decay!
Madness takes aits toll. Please have exact change ready.
Be nice to your kids. . . they'll be the ones choosing your nursing home.
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