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11/7/01
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FROM THE RAGS
* Portia de Rossi was spotted get "close" with singer-songwriter Francesca Gregorini, daughter of Barbara Bach...They reportedly were locking lips outside an LA eatery....(let me soak this one in for a moment...aaaaaahh)
* Former Baywatch beauty Pamela Anderson who was excited about being pregnant lost Kid Rock's love child. She miscarried.
* Michael Jackson appearing as an alien in Men In Black 2. (does he need to wear makeup?)

THE OSCARS
When Hollywood's top awards are handed out in March they'll unveil a new category,
Best Feature Animated. Here's the films that it's believed have entered for consideration:
Shrek
Monsters, Inc.
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
Osmosis Jones
Cats & Dogs
Atlantis: The Lost Empire and
Recess: School's Out
Final Fantasy
Trumpet of the Swan
Waking Life.
 
SHREK IS HUGE (and funny as well)
The animated film was already the biggest film of the year and now it's earned another $100 Million in it's first week of DVD and video sales.
Purchase Shrek here: http://AudioPros.com/shrek.htm Plus get a copy of the Poster..

GERALDO GOES TO WAR
Rivera has decided to quit his cushy gig at CNBC to work for FOX NEWS in covering the war in Afghanistan.
His first reports will be on the air November 19th.
STEVE MARTIN'S NEW MOVIE
"In The House" begins filming in December. The funnyman plays a love-seeking Web surfer
who hooks up in cyberspace with a con woman (Queen Latifah), who soon insinuates herself into his life.
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Search AudioPros.com archives: You'll find Impossible Questions
plus lots of other stuff from our past prep issues:
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PHONE TOPICS
If you woke up as the opposite sex what would be the first thing you'd do?
What movie have you walked out on ?
What movie did you go back to see immediately after the first time?
Song that best describes your love life?
THANK YOU
ABC has pulled the plug on "Bob Patterson". The poorly rated, poorly conceived, poorly written sitcom
starring Jason Alexander got yanked by the network. Michael Richards was another Seinfeld alum to die quickly.
And now "23:12", starring Julia Louis Dreyfus is eyed for a March launch on NBC.
IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
Q: Frank Epperson invented this in 1905 quite by accident, he was only 11.
What was it?
A: The "popsicle". He mixed up some soda powder with water and left the
stirring stick in the mixture OUTSIDE overnight where it froze.
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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
Q: In Louisiana it's illegal to do this daily activity in public
A: Gargle
THANKSGIVING: Here's a heads up on number etc for the upcoming holiday.
IS YOUR TURKEY A TURKEY ? If you're having problems or have questions on your holiday food preperation The AG Department has a hotline as they hope to prevent food poisoning. 1-800-535-4555.
BUTTERBALL HAS THEIR Talk Line up again:
AROUND THE CLOCK ASSISTANCE (Automated assistance available after-hours)
1-800-323-4848, Open to United States and Canada. Bi-lingual assistance available (English and Spanish)
1-800-TDD-3848, Hearing- and speech-impaired assistance
www.butterball.com, Online assistance and e-mail
JUST THE JELLO FACTS
Watch it wiggle...
Jell-O is 104 years old now, and here a some fun facts you may not know about the dessert. * Jell-O is purchased about every 13 seconds in the United States.
* The four original flavors of Jell-O: strawberry, raspberry, orange, and lemon. Number of flavors today: 22.
* Jell-O is not only a tasty dessert, it can be used as a hair dye, hair mousse, and- of course- a wrestling mat.
* 1,134,239 boxes of Jell-O are sold daily, with Salt Lake City leading the U.S. in consumption
with an average of five boxes per household yearly.
* A college professor once attached an EEG to a bowl of Jell-O, and the readout was virtually identical
to the brain waves of healthy humans.
* While nearly 99% of Americans recognize the Jell-O name, only 75% could identify Al Gore as Vice-President,
despite the fact that the VP and the dessert share the same personality.
SOME FIRSTS:
The first toothbrush was invented in China in 1498
Baskin Robbins sold their first Ice Cream in 1948
The first Martini ? Mixed by a bartender in San Francisco in 1860
First aluminum cans for soft drinks appeared in 1960.
DID YOU WASH YOUR HANDS ?
The Hygiene Guard Hand Wash Reminder and Verification System is designed
to find out whether or not restaurant employees have washed their hands after
using the restroom. It has an electronic badge that can tell whether you used soap
and how long you were being hygenic. NOW; the Hotel and Restaurant Employees Union
is supporting a complaint against The Atlantic City Tropicana Casino for wanting to install the system.
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WHAT MAKES MEN RULE !
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
You don't mooch off other's desserts.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with. "So, notice anything different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
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