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LIZ HURLEY PREGNANT
The 36 year old star in expecting her first baby with her boyfriend,
movie producer Steven Bing.
Delivery is expected in April 2002. Her films include:
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, EdTV and Bedazzled.

TRIBUTE TO HEROS CD COMING DECEMBER 4th
A CD, DVD and video version of the September 21st telethon will go on
sale Dec 4th. The telethon raised over $200 Million for the United Way's
September 11th fund.  One the CD
Bruce Springsteen's "My City of Ruin"
Stevie Wonder and Take 6's rendition of "Love's in Need of Love
Today"
U2's  "Walk On"
Neil Young's take on John Lennon's "Imagine"
Billy Joel reviving his classic "New York State of Mind"
Paul Simon "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Eddie Vedder's  "The Long Road"
Celine Dion's "God Bless America"
Willie Nelson leading an all-star finale in "America the
Beautiful"
others....
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Sheryl Crow
Sting
Faith Hill
Wyclef Jean
Mariah Carey
Dave Matthews
Limp Bizkit
John Rzeznick
the Dixie Chicks
Alicia Keys
Enrique Iglesias
Bon Jovi

FRAMPTON BENEFIT IN CINCINNATI
Classic rock artist Peter Frampton has organized a Dec. 9 concert at
Cincinnati's Taft Theatre
to benefit Clear Channel Entertainment's Relief Fund. Other acts on the
bill include Blessid Union of Souls
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GEORGE HARRISON BACK IN HOSPITAL
The ex Beatle diagnosed with lung cancer and a brain tumor over the last
year is now in Staten Island University Hospital. According to the
British Daily Telegraph newspaper, Harrison is said to look "very
frail and gaunt." He's being treated with a form of therapy reserved
for the most gravely ill.

PAUL McCARTNEY
This ex Beatle has a new CD "Driving Rain". Many of the songs
are about recovery from grief, since the death of his longtime wife Linda
to breast cancer in 1998. He's now with Heather Mills and there are songs
on the CD about her as well. McCartney recently released his 2nd single
"Freedom" to benefit New York fire fighters and their
families.

THE CONCERT FOR NEW YORK
The benefit arranged by McCartney will include the following when the
double CD is released. Note disc two will feature NY Firefighter Mike
Moran's comments to suspected terror mastermind Osama bin Laden to
"kiss my royal Irish ass."
Disc One: David Bowie, "America" and "Heroes"; Bon
Jovi, "Livin' On A Prayer," "Wanted Dead Or Alive,"
and "It's My Life"; Jay-Z, "Izzo (H.O.V.A.)"; the Goo
Goo Dolls (news - web sites), "American Girl"; Billy Joel,
"Miami 2017" and "New York State Of Mind"; Destiny's
Child, "Emotion" and the gospel medley of "You've Been So
Good"/"Now Behold The Lamb"/"Jesus Loves
Me"/"Total Praise"; Eric Clapton featuring Buddy Guy,
"I'm Your Hoochie Coochie Man"; Adam Sandler,
"Operaman"; the Backstreet Boys (news - web sites), "Quit
Playing Games (With My Heart)"; and Mick Jagger & Keith
Richards, "Miss You" and "Salt Of The
Earth."
Disc Two: Mike Moran, FDNY; the Who, "Who Are You," "Baba
O'Reilly," and "Won't Get Fooled Again"; Melissa
Etheridge, "Come To My Window" and "Born To Run";
James Taylor, "Fire And Rain" and "Up On The Roof";
John Mellencamp, "Peaceful World" and "Pink Houses"
(the latter featuring Kid Rock); Five For Fighting, "Superman (It's
Not Easy)"; Elton John, "Mona Lisas And Mad Hatters"; and
Paul McCartney, "I'm Down," "Yesterday," "Let It
Be," and the "Freedom" ensemble finale.
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SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE REUNION?
Members of the band were honored with the Pioneer Award from the Rhythm
& Blues Foundation, and bassist Larry Graham and guitarist Freddie
Stone (Sly's brother) said the band might have something to say in the
near future. No word on whether Sly would have any involvement in a
possible reunion.

THE "ALI" SOUNTRACK
R. Kelly (Spacejam) and Alicia Keys are said to be providing track for
the "Ali" soundtrack. The film, starring Will Smith playing the
champ is set for release next month. Others to be on the
soundtrack:
"Ali" soundtrack track list, according to Interscope:
R. Kelly - "The World's Greatest"
Alicia Keys - "Fight"
R. Kelly - "Hold On"
Al Green featuring Booker T. and the MG's - "A Change Is Gonna
Come"
Aretha Franklin - "Ain't No Way"
Bilal - "Sometimes"
Angie Stone - "20 Dollars"
Truth Hurts - "For Your Precious Love"
David Elliot - "Bring It on Home to Me"
Everlast - "The Greatest"
Shawn Kane - "Mistreated"
Salif Keita - "Tomorrow"
The Watchtower Four - "All Along the Watchtower"
Martin Tillman - "Odessa"
Lisa Gerrard and Pieter Bourke - "See the Sun"

HERE'S YOUR INHERITANCE BUT FIRST.......
Yiannis Katsanis left over $5 million to his hometown of Afitos in
northern Greece.
Only problem was one clause. He wanted a letter that he had written
detailing the sexual indiscretions of his family
and fellow villagers read out loud in the village square prior to the
money being distributed. Villagers balked,
but got the cash anyway when a judge deleted the clause just months
before the expiration of the will in January 2002.
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AEROSMITH CANCELING SHOWS
Steven Tyler 's been having throat problems.

UUMMMM CHOCOLATE COVERED LARD
A Ukrainian candy company has begun marketing 
what may be the stickiest,
richest and most fattening treat on the market: 
pure pork fat covered in chocolate.
Cracking open a finger-sized stick of ''Fat in Chocolate'' reveals
exactly that: a vein of white fat.
The dark chocolate product pokes fun at the traditional Ukrainian snack
of salo, or salted pork fat, usually consumed with vodka and pickles.
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FIVE IN TEN BRAIN GAME: In 10 seconds name five shows with
boats/ships:
Gilligans Island
Titanic
African Queen
Jaws
The Love Boat
Das Boot

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
Q: In Texas it's illegal to do what with someone elses cows ?
A: Milk them.

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
Q: In Milwaukee it's illegal to park your vehicle on a city street unless
it's what >
A: Hitched to a horse.

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
Q: Johnny Carson and Eva Gabor demonstrated this on Johnny's show.
The next day sales sky rocketed and eventually millions of these
sold.
A: The game Twister

HOW TO LIVEN UP THANKSGIVING DINNER
Open the oven, shove hunks of velveeta into the turkey while
it cooks. Tell mom it adds the coolest flavor.
Shoot olive pits at Grampa's glasses (just pinch them in your
fingers and they FLY!!)
Bring along old recorded football games, pop them in the VCR when
Dad's not looking.
Suck your cranberry sauce loudly through a straw.
Bring a date that only talks about her/his spouse at home.
Hold your nose while you eat.
Recite the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey
farms.
Mid-meal turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they
wouldn't
notice, you were worried for nothing".
Announce that you've got a new fear of choking.
When you arrive, promise that your date won't be more than an
hour late, he/she just has to wait for the warden to get together
all the necessary release forms, and then they are free to go.
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Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty At
Thanksgiving
10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."
9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her
down."
3. "It's cool whip time!"
2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"
1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts
out."
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ABOUT CATS AND DOGS
What is a cat?
- Cats do what they want.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They are totally unpredictable.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They expect you to cater to their every whim.
- They are moody.
- They leave hair everywhere.
- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion:   They are tiny women in fur coats.
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What is a dog?
- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable
piece of furniture in the house.
- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
- They growl when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to play.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They are great at begging.
- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
- They leave their toys everywhere.
- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to
give you a kiss.
Conclusion:    They are little men in fur coats.
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