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        11/11/01
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THE BOX OFFICE
1.  Monsters, Inc.
2.  Shallow Hal
3.  The One
4.  Domestic Disturbance
5.  Heist
6.  K-Pax
7.  13 Ghosts
8.  Life as a House
9.  Riding in Cars With Boys
10.  Training Day

J LO REQUIREMENTS
Jennifer Lopez doesn't show up unaccompanied on the road.  J.Lo has
requested at least 10 dressing rooms for herself and her approximate
100-member entourage at the BBC's Top of the Pops Awards later this
month. She'll be bringing the entire entourage of choreographers,
stylists, chefs, hairdressers and makeup artists.

HARRSION OUT OF HOSPITAL
George Harrison has left Staten Island University Hospital after
last-minute experimental treatment for his cancer. The 58 year old ex
Beatle has also written and recorded a new song "Horse to
water", it will be on a Jools Holland album, Small World Big
Band.

HURLEY-BING SPLIT
Elizabeth Hurley, just days after announcing her pregnancy by movie
producer Steven Bing has split with the multi-millionaire movie maker.
And now Hugh Grant is back in the picture taking Hurley to pre-natal
classes.

FLEETWOOD MAC RECORDING
The band is currently working on a new CD, but say they have too many
songs for the project. They may in fact turn it into a double CD.
Christine McVie is not taking part, has retired from rock 'n' roll. Tired
of the travel, she lives in an English castle and indulges her passion
for cooking.

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TRUE REALITY SURVIVORS
Two Samoan men survived nearly five months floating in the Pacific Ocean
living off fish, rainwater and floating coconuts, the doctor treating
them told Reuters on Monday. They set out from Western Samoa on June 28
but drifted 2,500 miles to the south east tip of Papua New Guinea (where
the first Survivor was filmed) before being rescued by a villager in a
canoe last week.

WOMEN HAVE BEEN FAKING IT, NOW MEN CAN
Jean's maker Lee Cooper is re-releasing it's "Pack it" line of
jeans that come with a strategically placed "bulge" for men who
feel the need to show off such things."The bulge has become the
fashion statement of the season," a spokeswoman for the company
said.

EXECUTIVE PARACHUTE
Within 3 weeks of September 11 the Executivechute was designed, tested,
and ready to go for high rise workers nervous that they could be trapped
in a similar event. An Israeli company is marketing the product in the US
and Japan for $795.

AIRPORT HUMOR
Because of the long lines at security checkpoints in airports some
airlines have begun hiring comedians to entertain the weary traveler.
(Just what you need...3 hours of Carrot Top)

SHOPPING THE MOST DREADED WORD
British men can stand the word shopping, let alone the activity. So a
Scottish retail center has come up with an alternative for women, the
center is providing surrogate boyfriends to accompany female customers
around the shops. The men will go along with the women for hours shopping
being enthusiastic, attentive, admiring even complimentary. By the way
the word British men loathed the most was "babies" followed
closely by "shopping."

PHONERS:
What's the strangest thing your kid has eaten?
What do you and your spouse NEVER agree on?
What diet do wish really existed?
Do you believe in miracles?

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JUST THE FOOD FACTS:
* Celery has negative calories — it takes more calories to eat and digest
a piece of celery than the celery has in it initially. Apparently all
women know this already)
* Of about 350 million cans of chicken noodle soup of all commercial
brands sold annually in the United States, 60 percent is purchased during
the cold and flu season. January is the top-selling month of the
year.
* Rubber is one of the ingredients of bubble gum. It is the substance
that allows the chewer to blow a bubble.
* What product is made from hydrolyzed collagen, which is partially
decomposed protein taken from cow and pig hides, hooves, bones, and
connective tissue? Jello

SMILE
Eating with Children
A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.

All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at
her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her
food from staring.
The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in
place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to
just ignore her but, finally it was too much for him.
He asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet
for her response.
The little girl said, "My Daddy said you drink like a fish and I
don't want to miss it!"

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The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of
apples and a basket of cookies.
She told the students to each take only one treat.
Next to the basket of apples was a sign:
Take only one, God is watching.
As one little boy reached over to take a cookie, the boy next to him
said, "Take all you want, God's watching the apples"!