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TODAY'S LITTLE AXIOMS

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
12. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
13. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
16. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
17. Pardon my driving, I am reloading

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THE TERMINATOR'S NEXT MOVIE
Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed on to do "Collateral Damage". He'll play a man who goes after the terrorist who murdered his wife and child in a bombing.

MEGA MOVIE PAIRING
Marlon Brando and Robert Deniro both Oscar winners may be teaming up to co-star for the first time in ``The Score''. A high time heist flick also to star Ed Norton. The film is being produced by Brando's production company.

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PAUL AND BO ?
Paul McCartney and Bo Derek are rumoured to be a romantic pair with sources quoted in British tabloids saying the alleged couple have much in common with both being widowed from log time loves. McCartney from Linda and Bo from director John Derek.

A VOLUPTUOUS PASTRY
Renowned chef David Glass created the Ultimate Sophia Loren Luscious Italian Almond Cake and paid the Italian bombshell 12% of profits. That apparently wasn't enough for the actress so the chef will have to rename his affection confection.

TIRED OF WAITING IN LINE FOR MOVIE TICKETS
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ROSIE 105 BEING SUED
The Portland station is under attack from Rosie O'Donnel saying that it's a violation of her trademark name. Station executives say that it has to do with honoring Portland also known as the Rose City.

TIME CAPSULE SURPRISE
Back in 1873 town leaders in Rochester, NY buried a time capsule filled with signs of the times including seed catalogs, maps, coins - and.................... a condom. Yep seems that they had pranksters back then as well. The condom wasn't on the list of official contents.

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