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THE MOST SMOOCHABLE
CELEBRITY?
American Greeting has a listing they want people to vote on. They're even
offering a $1 Million bounty to one visitor to the site. Included are
Jewell, Daisy Fuentes, Steve Young, Billy Ray Cyrus and others. Each vote
counts as a donation to the chosen star's charity.
COMING SOON OUR
VALENTINES SPECIAL PAGE FOR FREQUENT VISITORS ! Stay tuned!
I GAVE
'ER TOO MUCH POWER CAPTAIN
Scotty of Star Trek fame, also known as James Doohan is going to be a
father at 80 ! The actor who celebrates his Birthday in March has
announced that his 43 year old wife is expecting a baby girl April
1st. Apparently his transporter is working fine. The couple have 21 and 23
year old grown children.
GENE
WILDER UNDER TREATMENT
The writer, actor and comedian is being treated for Lymphoma to prevent a
recurrence of the cancer. It is currently in remission. Wilder's wife
Comedienne Gilda Radner died of ovarian cancer.
SO YOU
WANT TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
The Game shows are huge so we thought you'd like to visit of few of their
sites:
A JOKE:
Husband: How about a little sex tonight?
Wife: No, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Yes, that is my final answer?
Husband: I'd like to call a friend.
LETTERMAN FILLINS
Paul Schaffer, Regis Philbin and Charles Grodin will be filling in for the
recovering Late Night host with ``Late Show Backstage'' interviews with
these performers appearing live and talking about past appearances while
watching clips: Julia Robert, Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, Jerry
Seinfeld, Bill Cosby, Bruse Willis and Richard Simmons just to name a few.
THE LOVE DRUG
Love is a drug and Phizer things that VIAGRA is the love drug. They're
coming out with a series of ads to capitalize on the Valentine holiday to
encourage the use of their product to "lift" lovers
"spirits". If only it came coated in chocolate or with little
saying on the blue pill. "You lift me up when I'm down, I love
you!".
TOP 10 THINGS THAT MEN UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMEN
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COSMO MAGAZINE: Undress
your man, virtually.
Cosmopolitan online
is letting women virtually Undress their Date. A fireman, businessman,
Cowboy, artist or Frat boy. In the on line version ladies literally get to
dis robe the man of their choice.
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"Advice for Yankees Moving South" - Rated PG
1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how
to use it.
2. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can.
Stay home the two days of the year it snows.
3. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the
cab of a four-wheel drive with a 12 pack of beer and a tow chain will
be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way.
This is what they live for.
4. Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same
store.
5. Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All
y'all's" is plural possessive.
6. Get used to hearing, "You ain't from around here, are you?"
7. Don't be worried that you don't understand anyone. They don't
understand you either.
8. Northerners can be identified by the spit on the inside of their
car's windshields, which comes from yelling at other drivers.
9. If you are yelling at the person driving 15 mph in a 55 mph zone,
directly in the middle of the road, remember, many folks learned to
drive on a John Deere, and this is the proper speed and lane position
for that vehicle.
10. If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" stay
out of his way. These are likely the last words he will ever say.
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