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THE MOST SMOOCHABLE
CELEBRITY?
American Greeting has a listing they want people to vote on. They're even
offering a $1 Million bounty to one visitor to the site. Included are
Jewell, Daisy Fuentes, Steve Young, Billy Ray Cyrus and others. Each vote
counts as a donation to the chosen star's charity.
COMING SOON OUR
VALENTINES SPECIAL PAGE FOR FREQUENT VISITORS ! Stay tuned!
STEVEN SPIELBERG
HOSPITALIZED
The finest director on the planet had a kidney removed after, what was
described as an "irregularity", was found. A complete recovery
is promised and no follow-up treatment is necessary. Spielberg's
accomplishments are legend: "Jaws" (1975), "E.T. the
Extra-Terrestrial" (1982), "Schindler's List" (1993), and
"Saving Private Ryan" (1998). He has won two best director
Oscars, for Ryan and Schnidler.
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THE SPIN ON SHEEN
Charlie Sheen may replace Michael J Fox on SPIN CITY if the show continues
when the star leaves at the end of this season. If true as E-online and
Time are reporting he would be the second Sheen on Prime Time with his
Dad, Martin starring as the prez in West Wing.
HERE SHE IS....
Miss America Heather French has announced she'll be getting married at the
end of her reign. 46 year odl Kentucky Lt. Gov. Steve Henry will be the
groom. When asked where she would like, you know, like store the crown,
she said; "on my head". Tell us she was kidding:)
ANOTHER AUCTION SITE
This one with a celebrity twist ULTIMATEBID
is offering golf and lunch with Arnold Palmer, you and 3 friends could
hang with Gloria Estefan during a three-day deal tied to the Grammys.
Or maybe skii Vail with Billy Kidd. Most also have a charity component
tied in with the auction.
ARE YOU AVERAGE ?
It could pay off. Thomas Stanley surveyed 1300 millionaires for his book
and The Millionaire Mind and came to find that most had a B or C average
in school with SAT's around 1190, not good enough for most major colleges.
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PRISON TV
Pennsylvania inmates will have to get used to some tamer television. The
state has decided that HBO and Showtime programs which the inmates have
been watching, including shows like the Sopranos and Real Sex 2000 were a
little too titillating so they've decide to the Recovery Network, a
satellite television service that emphasizes "education and wholesome
entertainment" . We'll keep you up to date on the riots...
ANGEL OVERBOARD
This one's kind of harrowing. 20 year old Eric Angel of Arizona fell
overboard from the cruise ship Nordic Empress at about 4 a.m. on Saturday
in the middle of the Caribbean. Crew members 'thought' they had seen
someone in a restricted area, but when they arrived found no one. To be
safe they woke all 2400 passengers to do a head count and found Mr. Angel
missing. The Coast Guard tracked down the wayward seaman, dog paddling for
his life in open water.
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MAKING HISTORY
The ancient Chinese Emperor Ch'in Shi Huang-Ti had all books burned in his
kingdom. Why ? So that all history would start with him.
THRILLING BIG BUCKS
Steve King has just signed a new deal for two books. Price tag ? $25
Million.
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YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER
IF....
... choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.
... you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
... in college you thought spring break was metal fatigue failure.
... the salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions.
... at an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
... you bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her birthday.
... you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
... you can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.
... you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
... you sit backwards on the Disneyland rides to see how they do the special effects.
... you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
... you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
... you know what <http://> stands for.
... you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids' toys together.
... you see a good design and still have to change it.
... you spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.
... you still own a slide rule and know how to use it.
... you think that people yawning around you are sleep-deprived.
... you window shop at Radio Shack.
....your laptop computer costs more than your car.
... your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
... you've already calculated how much you make per second.
... you've tried to repair a $5 radio.
DATING VS. MARRIAGE
When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near
your husband at all times.
When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are
you going to drink?"
When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public.
When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot.
When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this =
hairy????"
When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay.
When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave
me alone???"
When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no
reason.
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing
old together.
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first.
When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all
"mushy."
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his
eyes out.
When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes
storage area.
When you are dating..... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."
When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends.
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When you are dating..... He calls you by name.
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when
speaking to others as "She."
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