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July 24, 1998
GERARD DEPARDIEU SENTENCED
His blood alcohol level was five times the legal limit when the actor crashed his
motorcycle in May. He was fined $1600 and given a three month suspended sentence plus had
his driving license suspended for 15 months.
HIGH FLYING WET T-SHIRT CONTEST
A group of Oregon teenagers celebrating graduation on a chartered 727 flight to a Mexican
resort held a rowdy wet t-shirt contest after one of the crew members encouraged the
activity by the 18 year olds. The flight crew also supposedly judged the contest
which has raised some eyebrows at the FAA. Passengers are not supposed to be allowed in
the cockpit. There is a video that clearly shows the 'contestants' emerging from the
cockpit all wet. A mom and her 18 year old daughter filed the complaint.
MATT GROENIG'S NEW CARTOON
The Simpsons creator is drawing a new toon for Fox's mid-season called FUTURAMA based on
some comic books he used to read as a kid. Some very Simpson looking characters populate
the world in the year 3000 including Dick Clark with a rockin' new years eve, plus Leonard
Nimoy and look for a whole cast of stars to lend their voices.
BUT IT WAS ON SALE.....
Bill Gibbs grabbed some items from a store in Reno, Nevada and proceeded to leave the
store without paying for the baubles and cologne. A security guard nabbed the shoplifter
and tallied the items. Total value $254 ! Ouch ! Anything over $250 is a felony in Nevada.
It was then that Mr. Gibbs informed the guard that the cologne was actually on sale,
lowering the take to $248. Gibbs is now charged with petty larceny.
SHEEP + MICE = PIGS
Remember the 50 cloned mice report from a couple of days ago ? Now the people that brought
you those mice and the people that cloned Dolly the Sheep have put together a business
deal to clone pigs to harvest their organs for humans.
DIEGO JUAN MARIA SANDOVAL ORTEGA
A Mexican priest Juan Sandoval is taking Mexican parents to task for
"Un-Mexican" names being used SO HE'S CHANGING THEM. One couple tried to name
their child Giovanni, but at the Baptism he changed the name to Juan, He's also nixed
Samantha and Eric and replaced them with names like Maria and of course Juan.
WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR ELEPHANT GOES ON A RAMPAGE?
Call in a monk of course, Raja the elephant got angry with it's trainer and started to go
on a rampage through some downtown Colombo streets. Enter the monk draped in his saffron
road with toffee and bread which he uses to calm Raja and lead him to one of his favorite
parks for a nice bath.
STAY OFF THE ROADS
The transport ministry in Poland has ordered all heavy trucks off the road between 11am
and 11pm because of a heat wave. The big trucks are tearing up the soft asphalt on the
roads in southern Poland where temperatures have been hanging in the mid to upper 90's.
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