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10/13/97
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JOHN DENVER died in a plane crash outside of Monterey California.
MARV ALBERT is reported to be in negotiations with New York sports radio station WFAN for a return to the air in January.]
ELLEN DEGENERES has filmed a scene that ABC had said they would cut from her show. It shows ELLEN and a woman heading towards a bedroom for what one would assume would be a sexual encounter. ABC backed off the censoring talk after Ellen and the show's producer threatened to walk last week.
THE BOX OFFICE:
1. Kiss the Girls.
2. Seven Years in Tibet
3. Soul Food
4. In & Out
5. The Peacemaker
6. Rocket Man
7. L.A. Confidential
8. The Edge
9. Most Wanted.
10. Gang Related.
ROSIE ODONNELL THE DOLL. Look for it in K-MARTS and TOYS R US stores starting in Novemeber. Tickle the doll and it says things like "What a cutie patootie". Proceeds from the sales go to O'Donnell's For All Kids foundation.. The doll costs $24.99.
JANET JACKSON'S NEW CD Velvet Rope has been banned by "The Office of the controller of Undesirable Publications" in Singapore after the office determined that some "sexually" suggestive content on the CD was not appropriate for Singapore.
THE CAR STOLEN THE MOST is NOT brand new: Think that owning a new Mercedes or Firebird puts you at the top of a thief’s list ? Maybe not. The cars stolen most often in the U.S are ALWAYS USED vehicles. Why ? The parts from a USED car are three times more valuable than the car as a whole. The majority of cars stolen are between 2 and 6 years old. The most stolen car in the country last year ? The 1994 Honda Accord EX.
RUSH JOKE: "Rush; line 5 God’s on the phone. You know that talent you’ve got on loan ? He’s calling in the debt !"
PEARL BEARDON has a $100,000 VISA Platinum card ! That wouldn’t be all that unusual if were not for the fact that PEARL is a floppy eared Basset Hound. Jay Beardon (Pearl’s owner) turned down the offer from MBNA. He’s a banker and is a stickler on potential bad credit risks.
COP KIDNAPPED ! BUT DON’T WORRY ! In Nash, Oklahoma the only cop is missing. Someone broke into his cruiser and stole him. He’s a mannequin who sits by the side of the road to deter speeding, but someone broke out the window of the cruiser and made off with Mr. Wonderful.
DIVORCE JAPANESE STYLE: A man had counter sued his wife in a divorce case for $38,000 in damages. She was a full time working wife who asked that her hubby move their home closer to her place of work so she could perform the duties he was DEMANDING, including, dishes, cooking, cleaning, laundry etc. He turned down NINE different home sites offered by a Real Estate agent that were all closer to her place of work (as she asked).
THE MOST VALUABLE BASEBALL CARDS ?
Honus Wagner: 1909-1911 $120,000-$400,000 Ten are believed to be in existence.
Mickey Mantle: 1952(Topps) $122,000
Eddie Plank 1909-1911 $41,000
Napoleon Lajoie: 1933 $36,000
WHY DID AMERICAN$ FIRST START CALLING ONE DOLLAR A BUCK ? Because America’s earliest settlers used deerskins as currency. Thus a dollar is a buck, after buckskin.
A FEW THOUGHTS:
Running into debt isn’t so bad, it’s running into those
creditors.
Happiness doesn’t depend on what you think or who you are. It depends on what you think.
A Man can wear his hair 3 ways: Un Parted, Parted or Departed.
CONTAGIOUS EMOTIONS: Avoid individuals who are in a bad mood. It may be contagious, or so says L.A. psychiatrist Ron Podell. "They can spread just like any cold or flu, infecting all who come into contact" says the author of CONTAGIOUS EMOTIONS.
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