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2/13/98
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HAPPY FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH !! If you're a Triscadacphobic you have an unreasonable fear of today.
NEW SAYINGS FOR THOSE CANDY HEARTS that kids give on Valentines
day. NECCO has updated to add the following new phrases and words this year:
You go girl .... Cool Dude .... Sister Friend .. Be my icon ...You Rule ....
DILBERT, DOGBERT, WALLY, THE BOSS and other characters from the Dilbert Comic Strip are coming to TV this fall on UPN. Scott Adams say fans of the comic have been begging him to bring the engineer's travails in the workplace to the small screen. Larry Charles (Seinfeld producer) will co-produce.
WARNING THIS COMIC STRIP MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR KIDS ! For the first time in it's 27 year history DOONESBURY creator Gary Trudeau has sent a warning label with his popular strip. He's warning newspapers that the strip carries references to oral sex and other sexual inuendo. 6 newspapers have decided not to carry the strip.
ORANGE JUMPSUITS ? 3 MEN IN A BOAT ? JUST DOWN RIVER FROM THE JAIL ? CALL THE POLICE !! Someone did. Unfortunately for the three environmental scientists in Bergen County New Jersey they were in the wrong place, wearing the wrong clothes at the wrong time. Passersby figured the men clad in outfits like those the inmates wore must have escaped. They were just there taking water samples.
AXL ROSE of Guns and Roses spent some time in a Phoenix jail after allegedly cursing and shaking his fist at an airport security person who asked to check his bags.
THE SIGNS OF OUR TIMES:
"Ears pierced while you wait" New Hampshire jewelry store
"No Children Allowed" Florida maternity ward
"Good clean dancing every night except Sunday" LA Dance hall
"Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see our manager" NY
restaurant
MOTOWN FANS WILL BE TUNED INTO ABC this coming Sunday night and again Thursday at 9pm et/US for MOTOWN 40: The Music is Forever. It's a 4 hour special hosted by Diana Ross and tracing the beginnings and the music of Motown and it's founder Berry Gordy. The Tempataions, Smokey and The Miracles, The Supremes, you'll see and hear them all.
CHECK THOSE TRANSLATIONS twice if you're into
marketing your products internationally:
COORS beer's slogan 'Turn it loose' when translated to Spanish read 'Suffer from Diarrhea'
Clairol's 'Mist Stick' curling iron wasn't well received in Germany. "Mist" is
slng for manure
T-shirts in Miami for the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the pope" (el Papa)
the shirts said "I saw the potato" (la papa)
Parker Pens: "It won't leak in your pocket and embarass you" BUT in Spanish
:"It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant".
DEADBEAT PARENTS in Massachusetts will be getting mail. The Departmnent in charge of collecting child support payments will be sending Birthday greetings to the parents who aren't paying up. The Birthday greetings are for THEIR KID'S BIRTHDAY. State officials say yes they are playing up the guilt factor and are hoping this strategy may help to bring in some support for their own flesh and blood.
THE NUMBERS:
1.4 BILLION hits on The ClubLove adult website compared with only 91 Million hits on the
White House web site..(aren't they one and the same :)
18 people in the US were bitten by sharks last year.... 3 is the reported number of people
bitten by celebreties in '97.
900 Million Valentines Cards purchased annually...85% bought by women ...47% purchsed the
week before Valentines
2450 Athletes at Nagano, Olympics .... 8,000 Journalists at the Olympics...
SAVE THOSE OLD SHOES !! "Honey I threw out those old loafers of yours" wordss that brought terror to the heart of Klaus ven der Hoek. It turns out Klaus had hidden $21,000 in cash in those old shoes. He erushed to the dump tearing apart garbage only to find the shoes had already been incinerated.
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