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3/13/98
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BARKING CAR JACKERS !
Kate Wilson left her car parked and running while on an errand. Inside, her two dogs.
Brooke the German Shepard and Dindindy the Rhodesian Ridgeback. They somehow released the
handbrake sending the car rolling down a hill into a 400 yearl old Historic Barn
completely destroying it.
FIVE IN TEN BRAIN GAME: In ten seconds name five breeds of dogs
German Shepard, Chows, Labradors, Chihuahua, Collies, Schnauser, American Eskimo, Spitz,
Shih-Tsu, Beagles, Cocker Spaniels, Dalmations
IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
Q: In Texas it's illegal to do what with someone elses cows ?
A: Milk them.
THE SEINFELD FINALE:
The one thing that Jerry Seinfeld promises WON'T be on the final Seinfeld show is that NO
ONE WILL DIE. No premature deaths from licking envelopes or the like.
By the way there will be a toll free number that listeners can call to vote for the favorite shows as well as radio call ins and an Internet site with the top vote getting episodes being run in syndication during May sweeps. Columbia Tristar will be coordinating the effort.
WHO ARE THE REAL MEN ?
Cosmopolitan has published who they think are REAL men and Brad Pitt and Leonardo DeCaprio
ARE NOT on the list because in the words of the publishers the two are too vain, worried
about their looks. The magazine goes so far as to call them HIM-BOS. The men they say
women prefer are a little rougher around the edges like Liam Gallagher, Antonio Banderas
and Jack Nicholson.
GARRY SHANDLING GOES BYE BYE !
Gary Shandling has decided that he needs a break and won't be back after this his final
season on the very popular HBO show, The Garry Shandling Show. The stress of writing,
producing, starring and directing is apparently too much. The final season kicks off with
Sunday nights show.
TOP TEN TO BE BURIED TO: British Mortuary folks
have come up woith the top ten songs people want to buried to:
1) Candle In The Wind...Elton
2) Simply The Best..Tina Turner
3) My Way..Sinatra
4) Knockin on Heavens Door
5) Every Step You Take..Police
6) Always look on the bright side of life..Monty Python
7) Stairway to Heaven..Led Zepp
8) Always on the mind..Elvis
9) Tears in Heaven..Clapton
10) Seasons in The Sun..Terry Jacks...Seasons in the sun ?????? Only if I'm being buried
in a leisure suit :)
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